Your week in the Star City,
in about ten minutes.
Local news, events, and stories from the Roanoke Valley — every Monday.
Local news, events, and stories from the Roanoke Valley — every Monday.
March 30, 2026
Our first episode — Google officially announces a $3 billion data center in Botetourt County, the city and schools face budget cuts, thousands rally for No Kings, Blacksburg preps for legal marijuana, UVA women make March Madness history, plus the week's events and a therapy dog named Maggie.
I'm Swain. I was driving home after dropping off one of my kids, listening to a national news podcast, and I thought: why isn't there something like this for Roanoke? A quick weekly rundown of what's actually happening locally. The kind of thing I could listen to on the way to work and feel caught up.
I also find myself looking up events every single week. What's going on this weekend, where to take the kids. That information is scattered across a dozen websites and Facebook pages.
So I wanted to build it. I don't have the time or the talent to make a traditional podcast with real hosts, but I'm a software developer, so I built a pipeline instead. Every week, I go through the Roanoke Times, WDBJ, WSLS, Cardinal News, and local event calendars, pull out what matters, and write a script. The curation is human. The voices are AI, through ElevenLabs. Alex and Morgan aren't real people, but the stories are.
This is a small, independent project. Just local news, done weekly, for people who care about this place.
If it's useful to you, share it with one person in the valley. That's how this grows.
The voices you hear — Alex and Morgan — are generated using ElevenLabs text-to-speech. They aren't real people. But every story is researched and written by a real person who lives in the Roanoke Valley. The AI reads the script; it doesn't write it.
Each week, I review reporting from the Roanoke Times, WDBJ, WSLS, Cardinal News, and local event calendars. I pick the stories that matter, paraphrase the facts, cite the sources, and encourage listeners to support those outlets directly.
Email hello@theroanokeweekly.com. I read everything.